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Friday, January 1, 2010

THE BAD 8 v3.0 - PART II


Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Ranked as one of the ugliest cars ever to hit the road, especially with the top up. Handle with as much alacrity as a mid-90s Suburban. Built for retirees in south Florida.

Alternatives: Ford Mustang Convertible, Mazda MX-5 Miata, crawling into a hole full of ants

Base USD Price: $28,590

Ideal Owner: 76-year old married snowbirds with paint-on tans and a collection of fit-over sunglasses.

Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: Buy a Chrysler Sebring Convertible, get a Jeep Wrangler free.

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