HUMMER H2 SUT
Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: If you want to look like you're in the army, go join the army. As a vehicle's dimensions grow, so to should its capacity to accomplish things for its owner - the H2 SUT carries little but requires a gigantic garage. 10-12 miles per gallon in the city isn't tolerable in a vehicle that is otherwise just as inefficient as its engine.
Base USD Price: $61,585
Ideal Owner: There is no ideal owner for this post.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: You're kidding, right?