Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Was there something wrong with common sense? Must we be opposed to somewhat more delicate rear ends? Why does BMW want us to pay more for a loss of usefulness?
Alternatives: BMW X5, Infiniti FX, quitting your efforts to be idiosyncratic
Base USD Price: $56,500
Ideal Owner: Mike & Sally, 30-something professionals who met through eHarmony, don't like grey Toyota Camrys but do like painting their bedroom walls purple and their kitchen cupboards pink and telling everybody, "We're different." Uh... yeah.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: $15K off the MSRP plus a large beaked baseball hat and jumbo sunglasses.